Quotes from the Movie The Big Lebowski

Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus...

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man!

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

Yeah...Well that's just like...your opinion, man.

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

Mind if I do a J?

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

He fixes the cable?

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack! Well That's your perception. You know, you're right, Walter, there is an unspoken message here

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

Hey! Careful, man, there's a beverage here!

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

Nice marmot.

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

This is Lebowski..on the left there? So he's a crip-uh..handicap..guy?

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

Yeah... I got a rash, man...

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

Obviously you're not a golfer

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber...

Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski